You know those little jackets that toasters sometimes wear? Or Kleenex boxes? Or toilet seats? They’re cozies. Here are some more:
Egg White – A Yolk Cozy
Pillowcase – a Pillow cozy
Nose – a Finger Cozy
Condom – a Penis Cozy
Rug – a Floor Cozy
Maple Tree – a Syrup Cozy
Apple – a Core cozy
Envelope – a Bill Cozy
Sleep – a Consciousness Cozy
House – a Human Cozy
Cubicle – a Despair Cozy
Phone – A Bad News Cozy
Paycheck – a Homelessness Cozy
Denial – a Despair Cozy
Laughter – a Despair Cozy
Car – a Global Warming Cozy
Time – a Death Cozy
Death – a Mortality Cozy
Depression – a Rage Cozy
No – a Yes Cozy
Maybe – a Yes Cozy
“You Suck” – an “I Suck” Cozy
Think of some more? Toss me an email!
